First of all, I would like to assure my 2 or 3 faithful readers that I am still alive and I will be posting on a more regular basis soon. AND NOW.....!
There is someone I would like you to meet. His name is Marco and he is my son. He used to be an egg but he converted to Soft-Membrane-inism and I adopted him. The conversion was a long, stressful process that took three whole days!
First he was baptized in a coffee mug of vinegar.
Then he rested in the Bowl Of Syrup.
He then drank the Water of Great Value.
And it was finished.
He was reborn sixty grams, two inches. He even grew hair!
Yes, he was a happy egg. ......until he rotted.
But, as Auntie What's-Her-Face said -
At least he converted before he died!
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