A Blog, I Have. Read it, You Will.

Talk Like Yoda, I Do.

Good morning, Starshine, The Peanut says hello!

FACT: The Peanut Gallery is where the poor people sat in the theatre. This applies to me for a number of reasons. But there are advantages to being poor. For instance: you learn that rat meat is really good! And the rain dripping from your ceiling can be quite cooling in the summertime.

Of course, the phrase usually refers to being uneducated about the conversation you are butting into. This also applies to me because……..     IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!?!?

In any case, I hope you enjoy my blog. And I know you will read it because I’m using the force on you.  Most of my posts will probably be short, and they will probably contain pictures. FYI, I cannot draw. This is a foot:

 Because all feet have six toes.

FACT: Upon sad discovery I have found that there are actually other blogs with the title “Peanut Gallery.” However, none of them are called “Life in The Peanut Gallery,” and none of them are as awesome as mine.

FACT TWO: I think peanuts are yucky.

End of first blog post.