The Time My Dog Didn't Lose Weight

(Note: No dogs were harmed in the making of this post.)


My dog is fat. This is partly why we get along so well. Here is a picture of my fat dog:

One day, we decided to put him on a diet. So we bought some new, revolutionary, doggie weight loss food, and poured it into his bowl with high expectations. It looked like this:

Doggie-Version-Of-Peanut was very offended. He refused to eat the yuckyuck in his former bowl of happiness. Thus Doggie began to starve. Every night he would wait under the Human's eating table thinking longingly of the days when begging was not a necessity of life.

So, in the end, it worked! By not eating the diet food, he lost weight!
We had pity on Doggie, eventually, and returned the Happy Food to his bowl, which is happy once more.

Doggie is still fat.